Did you see the Shrewsbury Cakes I made yesterday? The ones for which I made distilled rose water last week just so I could make these cookies? The ones I piped with Decorating Icing and topped with Candied Flowers? The cookies that I was going to bring to a picnic at the Shakespeare Festival?
Who do you think ate the candied flowers off the top and then licked the frosting off the cookies?
He is thinking about how he should react to being caught.
Oh yes, keep calm and carry on.
This is a public service announcement reminding you to put your cookies in an airtight container out of reach of your children.